today i bought a book at DI for the boys. i think it was called "The Encyclopedia of Gross Things". tonight mom emailed me an article abt a singer in vegas who grew her fingernails 20 feet. or something nasty like that. got me thinking abt gross things. clearly there is an interest, right? okay... i remember when i was twelve... i had a crush on a boy named craig. i remember him teasing me after church bcs he saw me pick the sunburn peel off of my shoulder and eat it. i was so humiliated. but i don't think that's the worst thing i've done. last night i had a piece of skin on my toe that was snagging on my blanket. i was too cold and just too dang lazy to get out of bed for the clippers. so i bit it off. well, i TRIED to bite it off. but in my older age, my teeth just don't line up well enough to do any kind of precision pedicure. i know, i know, it's disgusting. but my foot WAS clean.... ??
heck. i ought to get a little bit of credit for getting my toe in my mouth, don't you think?
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