my hilarious husband

this past wkend eric and i drove up to logan for some legal issues. after the nearly-4-hr drive, we decided to swing in and meet my sister's new fiance. eric sd he had to pee. i told him to stop if he needed to, but he insisted he'd be okay. i told him he could just go at lynnette's house. he sd he didn't want to and could wait until we got "home" since we were just planning a short visit. so we're turning the corner and a few houses away when eric pulls over and says he can't wait another minute. he jumps out and goes to the back of the car and starts peeing in the dark onto the grassy field opposite her block. i glanced in my rearview mirror and could see his pee illuminated by the red parking lights. hahahaha...it was so funny! but it gets better... :) so i leaned my head out the window and say, "eric, i can see your pee!"...and as i looked back towards her house in the pitch dark, i could see 3 heads on the porch!! ! "HAHAHAHAH....ERIC!!! they are on their porch!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahah... but eric was more concerned w/a car that was turning the corner and heading right towards him w/the headlights spotlighting him. and at this point, he had gotten a good flow of pee coming out. y'know when you have to REALLY pee?? i mean, REAAAALLLY pee?? it's so dang hard to stop it!!! so eric says, "OPEN THE TRUNK!!! i'll pretend to be looking for something back there". so i pop open the trunk. poor eric, peeing all over the backside of the car. hahahah... after the car passed he zipped up and jumped in the car...."what do i tell them?" i was laughing so hard i couldn't even think straight. :) "SERIOUSLY SOO, WHAT DO I SAY??" i sd, "let's just tell them the truth".  if looks could kill.  k. i kept my mouth shut. anyway, as we drove closer i realized i was looking at the wrong house!! and as we were within clear view, i recognized that the "heads" i saw were actually jack-o-lanterns!! haahh... one more house. and as we drove the next distance, i saw lynnette and her fiance walking up the steps to the front door. hahahaha...potentially they could have seen the whole show. but probably in their lovestruck mood they didn't even notice.
oh well. some things, you just have to be there.... :)