odors

i am convinced that there is no worse smell on the planet than that of a silent doggy fart. i don't care what skunk has rolled in what....it just can't compete. i decided that while i was trying to eat my dinner tonight. leftover homemade enchilladas. i was sucking on a bite to really savor the melted cheese and spice mix when lo-and-behold my nose hairs started to curl. sure enough, at the foot of my chair was one sweet little dog (whose breed won't be mentioned to protect his identity) with big dark eyes begging for a bite. if i were pregnant, i would have given it to him. involuntarily, and already chewed. but since i'm premenopausal and unlikely to have any more fertile eggs left to spawn, i gagged my food down and shewed him away. but it leads me to this thought:
is there really ANYTHING more vomit-inducing than a dog fart?